frumpet

A person to takes a bath and farts or makes a stinky under the water.Than watches the bubbles come up and eats them.

I like being a frumpet while I am in the tub.

by "Gibson" July 27, 2006

cunt flumper

the single most offensive phrase ever construed in the english language, though easily the most bad ass.
Noun
1.a phrase referring benevolently toward men who get a lot of action from women
2. a phrase to describe the most pathetic forms of life

verb (cunt flumping)
3. the act of flumping a woman's vagina
4. lolygagging or acting like an overall douche bag

1. I heard he got with jessica alba. that guy is a cunt flumper
2. I fucking hate that cunt flumper
3. That bitch was a prude until i gave her a good cunt flumping. Now u may know her as jenna jamesson
4. Nick Carter really needs to stop cunt flumping... that fucking douche bag

by geturledout December 22, 2007

flumper

A flumper is someone who breaks wind a lot.

what a flumper!!
Travis you little flumper!

by Mark, Nic, Rach, Katie March 17, 2005

Flumper thumper

Someone who has 2 penises in their butt at one time that result in anal juices.

Lets go give that girl a flumper thumper.

by Mak2356774 February 21, 2018

Fumperdinked

an aggressive-alternative to bamboozled
or an alternative word for fucked.

Guy 1 - Shit, i got fumperdinked by my mum with a cock.
Guy 2 - well i got fumperdinked by my Date, she put roofies into my drink
Guy 3 - tf is a fumperdinked you autistic fuck?

by Dr. Mlem May 29, 2018

fromper

to recieve a blow job while expelling dung from your rectum.

1.She sat me on the crapper and gave me my newspaper and a fromper.
2. I got fromped in the Honey Bucket at at Hempfest.

by Feltcher bowl November 28, 2003

frumperjack

A clothing style that is frumpy and incorporates plaid. Sweatpants, Uggs and a plaid jacket from TSC would be the stereotypical ensemble.

She used to dress in business attire at the office but now dresses like a frumperjack while working from home.

by marcm1971 November 2, 2022