frontal atomic wedgie

when the front of your undies are pulled over your head. Hard for this to happen but it does.

I am in 9th grade and my older bro came home. he took me to school and he saw some of his old friends. him and his friends gathered around me and started to give me wedgies. they then stuffed me back into the car and took me home. my mom wasn't home so they called in to say that i was sick. at home they gave me a hanging wedgie, a propeller wedgie, a jock lock wedgie, a shoulder wedgie, a melvin, a mervin, a normal, an atomic, and to top it off they gave me a frontal atomic wedgie!!! damn that hurt and then they started to kick me in the balls! did i mention that my bro is 23 and his friends are 18 and 19. That was the worst time especially the frontal atomic wedgie

by hoaid;falkdsjfpoaeij April 1, 2007

frontal assault

1: To attack someone from the front, usually hitting them in the face, tit, vagina, stomach or testicle areas.

2: To elope with another male and a female leaving her frontal openings blocked. Done with trio's

1: Zomfg Christian Mu just frontal assaulted me and my god did he do damage to my genitals.

2: Nick and I just frontal assaulted Lukas

by Christian Mu March 14, 2008

full throatal frontal drift

The act of giving a deep throat BBBJ and pulling it out just as they begin to cum so cum drifts out of your mouth and all over the front of your body!

FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT is one of my favorite things to do to a man!

I can get anything I want out of my man after giving him FULL THROATAL FRONTAL DRIFT!

by Cum-tastic Anna Sasin August 22, 2017

frontal wedgie

When a woman's undies get trapped on one side of the folds of her quiddy-quaddy.

I'm never wearing these underwear again. They give me a frontal wedgie.

by artysyfartsygyrl May 1, 2006

Frona

A name synonymous to common sense; literally means 'one with common sense.' Unisex but often used for girl names. If you ever find a person, female or not, named Frona, cherish them.

( pronounced like fro (as in afro) - nuh )

Person: Frona, can you help me with my homework?
Frona: Next time, find a tutor; but the answer B2 is 14 dollars.

by ringmaster crushie May 22, 2016

golden frondays

Similar to Golden Fridays (where some employees receive some Fridays off), Golden Frondays are a hybrid which adds the option of taking Monday versus Friday off. Helping you to make your weekend ever longer! HP GR

Instead of taking a Golden Friday off work, you can take either a Monday or a Friday, combining the two to make Golden Frondays!

by Gene&Haley September 19, 2014

frontal frock

it is a dress that you wear on the front half of your body but nothing on the back half

bob: hey i like that dress turn around let me see the back of it.

jill: really its a frontal frock (turns around)

bob: what the hells wrong with you put somethong else on.

by 100% grimace May 16, 2009