fossil hunter

A young male or female that has a tendency to get into serious relationships with a male or female old enough to be their grandparent.

Dude why is that chic making out with that old dude?" "She's a fossil hunter man.

by someboredchic July 20, 2010

FOSSIL

FOSSIL is a standard for allowing serial communication for telecommunications programs under DOS. FOSSIL stands for Fido Opus Seadog Standard Interface Layer and was made by a group of Fidonet sysops to allow software work on different machines.

I installed a new FOSSIL driver for my BBS!

by Homer P. Simpson September 1, 2006

fossilizing

the act of napping so frequently that you feel like youre going to calcify and turn into a fossil.

It's three in the afternoon, time for fossilizing.

by Zzzzzzzzzz63 September 3, 2011

fossil fuel

fossil fuel > renewable energy

funnyman696969 for president 2020 he will do a fossil fuel

by funnyman696969 May 4, 2019

fossiled

Getting posterized in basketball

Guy 1: Holy shit! Lebron fossiled him
Guy 2: Daaaaaaam he got fossiled

by Yfjyvgygygy March 4, 2018

Pocket Fossil

A term used for what used to be a receipt of purchase or whatever piece of paper was left in a pocket prior to washing.
The subsequent product is a hard clump of white material.
Sometimes with undecipherable writing, only hinting at what useful information it used to hold.

Uh... sorry I forgot I put your number in a pair of jeans I just washed and is now a pocket fossil.
Can you gimme your number again? I promise I'll call you.

by JustaJoe January 23, 2013

Fossiling

When someone goes back and likes your old photos, bringing them back to the newsfeed.

fossilingflashback throwback

by AliOoooooops January 15, 2015