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fortuna law

A North Dakota law stating that when a guest leaves a party, they can take with them a key aspect of it, such as nachos or booze. Works in every other state also.
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by The Wild Burrito March 11, 2017
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Fortunate Sonning

When receiving fellatio, the recipient spreads the legs of the giver and partially lifts them in order to spin them around in a manner similar to a helicopter's blades.
John: "How did you break your nose?"
Fred: "I fucked up while trying Fortunate Sonning with my girlfriend."
John: "Yikes."
by WordofTheFalcon July 3, 2020
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fortula

Fortula is an amazing girl everyone wants to be around. She's pretty and all the boys fall for her and the girls tend to get jealous. They have more male friends during during this.
Man Fortula is amazing
by Jekdhsk November 26, 2021
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Fortunality

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"
by ThundorLord March 2, 2022
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Fortunable

To be weak and have no similarity to a fortress. (Fort-un-able)
Opposite of Fortrable.

Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.
The man who won the lottery looked very fortunable, weak and unstable.

congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.
by Fortrable August 19, 2024
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laquifa fortuna

when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned
man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly”
by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023
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