Fortunality

A fortunate eventuality.

"In the fortunality that we win this war..."
"There may come a fortunality where Josh shuts the fuck up"

by ThundorLord March 2, 2022

Fortunable

To be weak and have no similarity to a fortress. (Fort-un-able)
Opposite of Fortrable.

Often used as a backhanded compliment as it can be misinterpreted as to be lucky or fortuitous.

The man who won the lottery looked very fortunable, weak and unstable.

congratulations on winning the lottery, I was about to buy that ticket, you are very fortunable.

by Fortrable August 19, 2024

Fortuga

a squeaker, someone who hasn’t hit puberty yet

*joins vc*
Squeaky Fortuga: “hey guys”
MonkeyArms: “yo this kid is a fortuga”

by Kristo_ October 23, 2023

Fortbait

When someone hypes up a Fortnite session just to lure you in — but they never actually play.

"Bro said ‘hop on Fortnite’ and then ghosted. That’s straight up Fortbait!"

by MrSchmeckels123 May 13, 2025

laquifa fortuna

when something is so incredibly fishy and well skinned

man: “damn you smell like laquifa fortuna, super smelly”

by purplemonkey8 December 18, 2023