Mister Fantastic

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.

Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017

fantastic plastics

Noun:
CD Turntables specifically Pioneer CDJ 1000's but can be used to describe any CDJ Player. Used in lieu of Wheels of Steel when referring to said CD Turntables.

I can get as drastic on the Fantastic Plastics as I did back in the day on the Wheels of Steel!

by SeVere January 7, 2009

plastic fantastic lover

A Television; the title of song by Jefferson Airplane thats about the love of your television.

"I don't need a real lover, my television is my plastic fantastic lover."
Lyrics: "Her neon mouth with the blinking soft smile
Is nothing but an electric sign"

by Lucky A September 22, 2007

Fantastically

Oh my fucking God, what the fuck shit crap piss! Why? Ass FUCK! Stop the pain, please, dear God, stop the PAIN!

Studying for my Biology final is going fantastically, again.

by Draeon May 14, 2008

Fantastic four

A group of girls that are so freakin hawt, that they stun everyone that comes within their presence. They have qualities such as glamour, humor, smarts, and passion. Within the group there is the fun loving one that loves people and who is always there for her other friends; there is one who loves to have a good time and who always loves to smile- she is a really strong girl; there is another who is absolutely the life of the party, she is blonde and she freakin rocks; and lastly there is the artistic one who goes with the flow and usually keeps the other ones out of trouble. These girls are totally freakin awesome!

Did you see that fantastic four? They are so gorgeous, intelligent, and spicey!

by Artistic December 13, 2006

Oh my God... that's fantastic!

Common phrase uttered by those who fuck the white bitch too much. Used when a situation that is normally bad becomes good because you've had to much coke.

From Futurama: 80's Guy: "Package delivery?!? Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"

My wedding ring fell down the drain! Oh my God... THAT'S FANTASTIC!"

by Michael Scott February 16, 2006

Fagtastic

a one-night chain of events that has you...

1) realizing you might be gay.
2) "receiving" some anal sex and absolutely loving it.

dang, what's up with you wearing all that abercrombie gear?

i met this guy at church camp last night. we went back to my place and he was FAGTASTIC!

later.

by stu in the zoo February 15, 2008