Footcunt

A footcunt is an absolute shit price of fucknut. He is like a cunt, but also looks like a foot.

Anders is a footcunt

by MegginMeggin January 20, 2016

brokeback footlong

a nickname for a gay man's penis or anything involving a penis in general.

"dude let's dip or brokeback footlongs in some orange julius lubricant and go to town!"

by teeeeeeeeeee May 22, 2006

Footlong

A 12 inch cock.

I've heard that he's an owner of a thick footlong.

by Kurtkorv September 15, 2019

footlong brownie

when you've possibly done a world record poo.

where have you been?
sorry bro I just had a footlong brownie.

by footlongbrownie November 28, 2020

Footlong

How Europeans think Americans measure things

British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

FootlongHades42

A very cool

FootlongHades42 is very

by Paul .Z October 11, 2021

footcock

A vietnamese sporting device consisting of a metal or plastic base, used for kicking around without touching the ground.

Look at this nice footcock I have, it's so big!

by Binh Vo September 12, 2022