Floomp

Floomp alludes to a sound as well as a general description of a failing and/or falling action. It is normally proceeded by the word 'man' or 'geez' and is indicative of a light hearted acceptance of failure.

1) Man, I tried to play it off but I totally floomped down those last three steps. haha
2) Geez, I was supposed to clean the house but I just kinda floomped around the all day.

by MrFloomp July 6, 2021

The Flomper

A sexual position in which a person spreads their ass cheeks and sits on someones thigh. Usually involves some form of gyrating. Mainly reserved for extremely obese people, but can be enjoyed by anyone.

Oh! Make sure you flomp all the way up my leg!

by Omikron September 11, 2005

foopa

Bastardization of the Acronym F.U.P.A (for Fat Upper Pussy Area or Fat Upper Penis Area), commonly seen packed into "mom jeans" like sausage casing and on fat people in motorized scooters.

"My ex got depressed and started eating four pints of hagen daas a day; now she's got a foopa that that hangs over her skivvies like wash on the line." Or, in the menfolks' case: "His erection is struggling to rise against his foopa."

by nass-taters December 28, 2005

foopaloot

The act of foopalooting. The necrophiliac activity of exhuming a recently deceased female corpse, then proceeding to jump up and down on the stomach or fupa area until a substantial vaginal discharge exits the vagina. Finally, the foopalooter eats the discharge with a spoon (yes, it must be a spoon).

John really likes to foopaloot, he goes a couple times a week.

by HubJub April 10, 2005

Foompa

The fat on a persons body that hangs down or over other body parts.

Rachel has more Foompa than an Oompa Loompa.

by Iaintfuckinwitu January 25, 2015

foomcl

Fall-out-of-my-chair laughing.
Is commonly associated with rofl, however the falling from a chair is a clear indication of more severity in laughter.

"Dude... I like foomcl'd 3 times today from that joke!"

by julz! January 26, 2008

Foompa

the upper pussy lip or the bulge just above the vaginal area

doctor: ma'am i'm afraid due to the nature and grotesque enlargement of your foompa we will have to detain you for the welfare of innocent bystanders everywhere

by Jack Schitt May 1, 2004