Foolish Mortal

Something edgy people say to sound cooler than normal people when comparing each other. Generally doesn’t make sense contextually.

Guy 1: Oh, I’m only on episode two of season one of Lost.
Guy 2: Foolish Mortal! I’ve watched the entirety of the show six times!
Guy 1: Okay... cool, I guess?

by BomberJacknut April 11, 2019

foolish boy

a word I came up with ages ago plus MR.T says it lol!!! oh yeah its a boy thats foolish

stop touching that burning bush Moses you foolish boy

by Babzi February 18, 2008

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022

Foolishest

The one fucking word that no one person took a mother fucking second to think about. Think about it "foolishest." Is that even a word? Answer: Of course it fucking is or else you wouldn't be reading this.

This world is home to the foolishest fuckers in the galaxy.

by AFuckOfReality June 7, 2016

Foolishdity

A state or observation when someone feels or does something totally foolish and stupid at the same time or after making a totally uncalled for blunder or after doing something totally uncalled for.

I can't believe his foolishdity,he's chasing a dog!

by Dobi shakur June 17, 2009

penny-wise and pound-foolish

Where someone compulsively saves money by buying super-cheap-priced foods like crackers and white bread, not caring/realizing that these salty/sugary/"empty-carbs" foods will make him gain unhealthy weight in a hurry. Ben Franklin was always sagely expounding about stuff like this, and just look at da deplorable "tubby" shape HE was in!

That balloon-bodied dude with clogged arteries in the ER never eats health-food stuff "'cuz it costs too much" --- talk about "penny-wise and pound-foolish" --- what good is being a penny-pincher and "fattening" your bank account if you're also gradually fattening YOURSELF in the process???

by QuacksO August 14, 2018

foompsh

The feeling of a woman's breasts pressing against you.

Crystal hugged me for saving her dog from being ran over. The foompsh from it was awesome.

by xelados July 11, 2010