Flying Dutchman

The act of catching ejaculate (male or female) in one's mouth after it has traveled out of someone's genitals and traveled through the air.

This might be hard to swallow but my ladyfriend and I got into some next level stuff at the orgy last night when we each did a flying Dutchman at the same time.

by BakinJ December 9, 2025

Flying Dutchman's Chair

The act of banging a chick while taking a shit. As in that terrible Norwegian movie "Dead Cold." This can be done with the women in the front cowgirl position or the rear cowgirl position. Or you can use your imagination to combine all the other sick depraved shit on this sight.

Hey dude my girlfriend is such a whore she totally gave me the Flying Dutchman's Chair...

by Charles SpiceyWeiner March 28, 2011

Non-Flying Dutchman

The Iceman. DB10. Bruce Rioch's sole stroke of genius. The finest import in the history of the Premier League. An enigmatic, reserved, ice-cold magician with an inexplicable phobia of flying.

It can naturally also refer to any other person of Dutch descent who suffers from pteromechanophobia.

Martin - Who was that player who cruelly toyed with Nikos Dabizas before slotting home against those Geordies around 2002?

Nige - The non-flying Dutchman, of course.

Martin - Ah yes, how could I forget...Whatever happened to that poor lad Dabizas?

Nige - He was clearly traumatised by the Dutch master

by TheIcemanStrikesAgain January 21, 2011

Reverse Flying Dutchman

A sex maneuver in which the recipient lies on their back in a spread eagle with the intended orifice of penetration facing up. The partner then proceeds to insert and perform a clap push-up with every thrust. Additionally, every thrust is accompanied by a slight 20 degree turn counterclockwise. Any eyepatch is optional.

I engaged in the Reverse Flying Dutchman, ergo, I am the premier sex performer on the planet.

by Mr. Spooty January 25, 2010

Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider

when you perform this you will have reached the highest echelon of the sexual pantheon

Logan: Dude Brad just offered me a Double Reverse 69 Red-Rocket Double Flying Dutchman-Ghostrider and i really had to think about it...

Ryan: Holy shit I woulda said yes...

by dirttymike69 June 6, 2011

The Flying Dutchman (high times definition)

from the book of senses.

When a person that nobody wants to see shows up out of nowhere when these people hangout,he/she is called the flyinf dutchman.the flying dutchman also has the ability to ruin any plan made.

Amir:"yo so whats the deal,are we going or no?"

Nik:"no The Flying Dutchman (high times definition) ruined the plan"

by Nik Armi February 4, 2010

The Flying Dutchman

The act of consuming half a bottle of schapps, smoking one joint, smoking a cigarette as fast as you can, snorting .2-.3 grams of your favorite tranquilizer and beer-bonging 2 beers, in that order, and all in under 7 minutes.

My friend Kyle did "The Flying Dutchman" and he could not stand up.

by guitar098 October 12, 2008