I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014
When a girl wraps her legs around a guy and refuses to let him remove his penis from her vagina.
'Last night that girl venus fly trapped me. She had my dick on lockdown.'
'He tried to switch positions so I had to pull out the venus fly trap.'
'There's only one way to stop them withholding the D. Venus fly trap em.'
'Last night that girl venus fly trapped me. She had my dick on lockdown.'
'He tried to switch positions so I had to pull out the venus fly trap.'
'There's only one way to stop them withholding the D. Venus fly trap em.'
by wordyworderson August 21, 2018
Oh hell no. These shits from the depths of hell need to go. If i ever see one ima run for the hills. Sure they keep bugs away but you better keep them away from me.
by lmao no. June 11, 2021
When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.
Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap
I'm so sorry bro...
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap
I'm so sorry bro...
by Kumpump April 06, 2016
A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
by timeoddplace July 16, 2011
by sm0kesta November 08, 2005
Venus Fly Trapping is something that happens to thick and hefty women when trying to have sex; it is when a the vaginal area(Inside the vagina, the Lips, and around the thighs) of the female sticks together and doesn't allow the penis to penetrate inside, it can take many many tries before being able to penetrate without the assistance of a lubricate.
M: "why won't it go in???''
F: ''I guess I'm Venus fly trapping."
M: "Oh, well then I'll run and get the lube."
F: ''I guess I'm Venus fly trapping."
M: "Oh, well then I'll run and get the lube."
by The Worm Hole December 03, 2016