I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.
by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014
Get the Penis Fly Trapmug. Oh hell no. These shits from the depths of hell need to go. If i ever see one ima run for the hills. Sure they keep bugs away but you better keep them away from me.
by lmao no. June 11, 2021
Get the Venus fly trapmug. When a girl wraps her legs around a guy and refuses to let him remove his penis from her vagina.
'Last night that girl venus fly trapped me. She had my dick on lockdown.'
'He tried to switch positions so I had to pull out the venus fly trap.'
'There's only one way to stop them withholding the D. Venus fly trap em.'
'Last night that girl venus fly trapped me. She had my dick on lockdown.'
'He tried to switch positions so I had to pull out the venus fly trap.'
'There's only one way to stop them withholding the D. Venus fly trap em.'
by wordyworderson August 21, 2018
Get the Venus Fly Trapmug. When you fuckin a girl and when you almost finish she clinches her pussy, trapping you and forcing you to be her baby daddy.
Aye man were you with Keisha last night?
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap
I'm so sorry bro...
-Yeah man she gave me that human Venus fly trap
I'm so sorry bro...
by Kumpump June 22, 2016
Get the human venus fly trapmug. A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).
Two Pissing guys:
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!
Guy 2: What happened, man?
Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!
Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!
...
Guy 2: GAAAHH!
by timeoddplace July 16, 2011
Get the Penis Fly Trapmug. by sm0kesta November 8, 2005
Get the Venus-Dutch-Oven-Fly-Trapmug. Hairstyles: you’ve heard of the flat top, the buzz cut, & the beehive. The Venus Fly Trap is the official name of Mike Pence’s hairstyle
Mike Pence’s hairstyle is true to its name. His Venus Fly Trap caught a housefly at the 2020 VP Debate
by VinnyL October 8, 2020
Get the Venus Fly Trapmug.