Flump

To shag, or indeed attempt to shag, a fat person's navel.

Not to be mistaken for the much loved pink/white marshmallow treat. Although it is not inconceivable to try and combine the two.

Get a load of her! Get me a night of flumping in there i reckon.

by The Jolly Mr Poo November 18, 2010

flump

The action of letting out your gut after the fine chick has just walked by.

Jason flumped out

by bread infection December 5, 2009

flump

(noun)
A wet fart, usually the noise accompanying a follow through.

(verb)To flump
The act of flumping

Ok, own up, who did a Flump??

I flumped and had to change my underwear

by the dreamster January 21, 2004

FLUMP

A phony baseball metric which is an acronym for Femoral Leverage Under Max Pressure.

Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.

Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.

It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.

Billy Beane did not feel that Bartolo Colon's upcoming free agency would warrant a new extension due to Colon's rapid decline in FLUMP. Lack of femoral leverage results in a lack of dollars offered within the Sabermetrician's inner circle.

by Heinrich138 January 28, 2016

Flump

A word that means more than love. The truest form of endearment.

I Flump you. I Flump you with all my heart.

by Dante6969 February 28, 2018

Flumped

flumped is when you are full but have room for dessert.

im so flumped, but i'll have me some cake as well.

by ima kill someone January 17, 2018

Flump

A flump (fl-uh-mp) is generally used to describe a woman, whom at first glance, is considered to be very unattractive/ undesirable, ugly, disgusting, and mostly someone whom you would not sleep fuck with. However at a second glance, nearly immediately after the first glace/ initial reaction, you have a sudden realization that you would indeed still have sex with her and/or "wouldn't kick her out of bed".

"That girl last night was a Flump for sure ."
"Your sister is a Flump surrounded by trash ass bitches."

by SICINFESTATION May 9, 2018