Fluffer

A person who gets female pornstars ready by having sex with them before they go on screen.
"Tim was a fluffer, he worked with Brianna Banks"
by J78 September 28, 2005
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Fluffers

A combination of words you use when you have just heard something crazy.

To create:
1. An Action
2. An Object
3. A Name
Billy: I met Lady Gaga today!
Bob: Well fart on a biscuit and call me Sally!
Billy: That was an awesome Fluffer, Bob.

Tom: I just ate 19 donuts and 13 bananas.
Jerry: Well rip one on a rhino and call me Raymond!
Tom: Jerry, you just come up with the funniest fluffers!
by farts&biscuits November 27, 2011
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fluffer

A warm-up team before the big game
Miami Heat used Detroit Pistons as a fluffer before going for the NBA championship
by Felix Ed May 28, 2006
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Fluffer

n. A non-traditional (ie: non-sexual) def. of the word, meaning a person on a message board whose sole purpose is to take hits for a bigger/more respected poster, so as not to make them look bad. They will often suck-up to said bigger poster to the point where the entire forum labels them a Fluffer and not worth much more than an annoyed STFU.

Fluffers usually work alone, but there are small cliques of forum Fluffers that will stick together to defend a celebrity or favorite genre (eg: emo), or game (eg: Halo)while not providing much more content than "You suck, n00b!!"
Pounding these fluffers into the e-pavement is like snacking on empty calories, there will always be at least one hanging around.
by Elbowwalker October 4, 2005
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Fluffer

1. A person who doesn't fart, they fluff.

2. Tiffany (see definition #9 part 2)
Tiffany is a fluffer.
Yeah, she's just a Tiffany.
by Emiwil December 28, 2005
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Clown fluffer

An employee of a circus who's main job task is keeping a clown's penis erect through fellatio during show intervals.
'Damn, that clown fluffer's lips sure are red and swollen!'
by The_Word_Baker August 20, 2009
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Unicorn Fluffer

A girl who lives in a fantasy world, usually her bedroom is decorated in a fantasy theme, has excessive fantasies about guys in bands, actors or other fantasy figures who she will never meet, spends excessive time online living her 'life' on social networking sites or 3D virtual worlds or blogging. Wishes she could become her avatar. Her fantasy world is more satisfying than reality.
One girl to another: Jessica is becoming like a hermit.

Another: I haven't seen her in forever.

Girl: She messages me thru Myspace, she never calls anymore.

Another: She texted me that she found her soulmate on Second Life.

Girl: Probably a hideous troll In Real Life.

Another: Well he probably doesn't know what she looks like IRL either.

Girl: She's seen Twilight 20 times. She blogged about it on her LiveJournal. I think she's become a Unicorn Fluffer!
by sarasplayroom.com August 2, 2009
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