Branch Floridians

Small and dangerous religious cult apparently run by someone known as the Reverend Fairinheight451, who may or may not also be the same person as the MSN troll Michelson-Morely. That MM is active in this cult is clear from the latter's references to the experiment on which he bases his nic.

The group puts on a humorous, Situationist exterior but this covers a serious paranoia and a resultant cult complex. They believe a small clique is controlling the world, and publish a regular bulletin, "World Domination".

Their name is a play on Branch Davidians, the name of the cult slaughtered at Waco.

The antics of several characters with links to this group, which may be either indoctrinated cult members or multiple ID's of the cult leader, have caused havoc on Anarchist Alliance and other MSN groups, where they take their intolerant views to the point of accusing others without foundation of being Nazis and starting flame wars over trivial issues.

by anti-Nazi expose September 20, 2004

floridian pipeline

the act of shitting into a condom then making your partner deep throat it until it breaks.

my girlfriend hit up that floridian pipeline last night. Now all she tastes is shitsko

by me likey ur mom February 14, 2012

Floridian Sunset

1) When a guy from Tampa buttchugs a wine cooler

2) a shitty song by Katie Noel

Example 1: “Brooooo did you see chad do a Floridian Sunset at the party last night? That shit was crazy!”

Example 2: “that new Katie Noel song made me want to cut my ears out”

by Danny Gurzz September 28, 2020

floridian breakfast

you make sweet love to a woman and then fall asleep in her arms. THEN, as she sleeps you arise from your slumber and ejaculate your seed on her back. In the morning once its a little crusty you peel it off and the oblivious female is served breakfast in bed...floridian style

floridian breakfast is a frequent hobby of many females at northview highschool.

by c pratt August 9, 2006

floridian

The spawn of all things putrid, widely regarded as inhuman and intolerable. Do not show any respect, as it will make them hostile and confuse it for an argument.

Oh, ew. He's a Floridian.

by DrewIsAWeeb May 1, 2021

Floridian

A complete idiot , or an arrogant person .

All Floridians are sick bastards !!! Those people are best avoided !!!

by Allison April 11, 2004

Floridan

A misspelling/mispronunciation of the word Floridian. A person from Florida is a Floridian. Floridan is a mistake made by ignorant and uneducated people.

That guy Billy Bob keeps calling himself a Floridan. I can't tell if he's stupid or just drunk.

by ajfl September 18, 2016