Music that one keeps under the floorboards or otherwise hides because
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
a) it's so good you have to have it nearby to listen too and
b) you can't risk someone finding out you like this stuff.
If you to look cool and alternative put some black metal and Avant-Garde Jazz albums on prominent display. It's OK to like Mileu Cyrus or Justin Beiber but they're more like floorboard music.
by SuperMaligan March 11, 2015
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Person 1: "My boy friend and I were taking a cute fall pic, but we forbonked each other super hard!"
Person 2: "ouch!!"
Person 2: "ouch!!"
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A Peruvian method of torture involving a two-screw coat hanger. The process is as follows:
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.
B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.
In order to make an example of a would-be rioter, wardens frequently flombompistulate prisoners in order to keep the populace in check.
by jquamus April 27, 2020
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synonyms related but not exclusive to:
Love, Cherish, Fantastic, Wonderful etc.
All crammed into one little word.
synonyms related but not exclusive to:
Love, Cherish, Fantastic, Wonderful etc.
All crammed into one little word.
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friend 1: Man this girl rejected me, i’m gonna go play war thunder and jack off to roblox
friend 2: you’re such a phillip floro bro
friend 2: you’re such a phillip floro bro
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"You just got forboded on!!" - audience member as Officer Gordon hands Batman the Joker card at the end of /Batman Begins/
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