Floating penis

When your penis floats in the bath.
Obviously, the penis is in a flaccid state.

Person1: My penis is floating..
Person2: Floating penis!

by z0xx0 January 1, 2011

Keg Stand, Floating

Performing a handstand on a Keg of beer that is floating in a large body of water, i.e. a pong, lake or slow moving river. Usually the active Floating Keg Stander is supported by drinking companions who grasp his / her legs while placing both hands on the Floating Keg. Once the maximum amount of beer is consumed, the drinker is, of course, released into the body of water in which the Keg is floating.

I nearly drowned in beer and fresh water while performing a floating Keg Stand on Donner Lake. (Keg Stand, Floating)

by JWMP November 10, 2008

floating t-shirt

very dark skinned black people, because all you see of them in the dark is their t-shirts

ay did you see all those floating t-shirts over there by the bus-stop?

by late! October 16, 2008

teeth are floating

When one has to pee really bad.

The expression: "my teeth are floating" is used. To describe that one is so full of urine it has filled up their body to the back of their throught making there teeth float in the urine.

Guy 1: My teeth are floating, but the line for the bathroom is too long.
Guy 2: Dude, just piss yourself and get it over with.
Guy 1: Nah, I'd rather pee on the Merry-Go-Round.

by benormous December 28, 2005

floating air bisquit

Also known as silent but deadly. A fart that can not be heard but can sure as hell be smelt. This type of flatulent sneaks up on you and unless there is a breeze, hard to tell who it came from. Don't ever recognize this type of fart out loud otherwise you fall into the rule of: "Whoever smelt it delt it"

"someone done ripped a floating air bisquit"

by D. Ferrel September 29, 2003

Floating Head Doctor

Floating head doctor is a body with no head and a head with no body. The head often floats around while the body clumsily makes mistakes. Invented by J.D. on Scrubs.

Head: Have you seen my body!!?!?
Guy1: It's over there hurry!
Body: No, you shall never get me!!

Elliot: Sigh, it's just Floating Head Doctor again"

by parrappa October 8, 2008

flarping

The act of utilizing Flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. The sound that Flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. Flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.

Mike: "Hey Hunt, what are you doing this weekend?"

Hunt: "I'm going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?"

Mike: "Fuck yea! I was hoping you would ask! This means a lot to me bro!"

by L3M0NZ April 4, 2008