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Felon Factory

Females in the inner city who have kids out of wedlock who then go onto commit felonies.
Oh good, the felon factory went to jail and didn’t post bond, guess the production line will be shut down for a couple of months while she awaits sentencing.
by johnstockton89 October 16, 2022
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felonin

(Noun) : {fell-a-nin} The skin pigment common to the North American Pavement Ape that causes them to have a higher predisposition to criminality.
The lower the Felonin in the skin, the less chance they will rob you.
by Bama Chime Maker November 5, 2023
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felonimus

n. the famous thirst quenching drink called gatorade
can i have some of your felonimus???

lets go to the store to buy a felonimus
by Valdorus December 12, 2004
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Facebook felony

n. Any drunken debauchery, act of adultery, or embarrassing act that should have been kept secret, but somehow managed to be exposed via an incriminating Facebook photo album or News Feed item. Facebook felonies are responsible for 90% of all college break-ups.
News Feed: You have been tagged in an Album. "How to make him forget about is girlfriend Volume I"

Mike: Who the fuck?...SHIT!...I can't talk my way out of this Facebook felony!!!
by MHunter December 29, 2007
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fly lice flend

The orgins of this word come from the ghetto area where Bo Ligz resides. In simple terms, this phrase means "fried rice friend", which is a Chinese saying upon greeting a close friend. This word is also closely linked with the term Chow Fan Pung Yau.
McLigz: Hey Bo Ligz! How are you my fly lice flend?
BoLigz: Very good. I met up with fly lice flend wong fung ngai today. He is so flick flick fluck nowadays.
by Wong Fung Ngai July 31, 2008
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felons and retards in blue

(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards
by Mark in San Bruno February 11, 2010
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fashion felony

To dress in gawdy clothing or to wear something out of style in public.
Earl commits a fashion felony everytime he wears that gawd awful leisure suit in public.
by TIMJB1 September 20, 2006
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