Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

Flacido Domingo

Slang for flaccidity. A chick has to be truly busted to induce "Flacido Domingo." Because as most guys will readily admit - they will pretty much bone anything with a heatbeat.

See that Flacido Domingo at the club dawg? Damn was she busted! I went from FBW to Flacido Domingo in less than a second.

by the chocolate elvis April 25, 2003

flavio

dope

that guy is flavio

by mk63 February 21, 2009

Flacidix

An anti boner meds taken every morning to prevent having a stiff cock all day long.

Hey dude have you seen my Flacidix, my boner is out of control.

by Dickjackman August 11, 2007

flavished

Named after a Minecraft block in a mod, flavished comes from the word “Flavolite” which is also pink End Stone. Flavished means you are feeling calm and comfortable. It can also mean you are super mad at times, but not mad enough to actually want to yell.

“I’m feeling flavished right now.”
“I need to flavish myself.”
“You are lucky I’m flavished right now or else I’d murder you.” >:(

by Pine Juice May 28, 2021

Flacid

A polite term used to describe a dong that is long, floppy, and blood-filled, but dose not stand out and proud like a normal erection

Ever since i was shot in the testy, im unable to get hard, only flacid

by kingfloppymonster May 13, 2005

flacidity

The reaction of the male genetalia occuring when open hand contact exceeds a duration of longer than a high-five between two guys while performing the Eiffel tower or any other 3 person maneuver.

My flacidity occured when Brad tried to hold my hand while we were fucking Esther.

by esbradjosh April 9, 2010