Slaughtered Ravioli

A brand of ravioli that was created with a lot of drama,comedy and serious rejection by the heavy metal scene,in an epic Facebook event invite boycotting a club in Ann Arbor Mi,that event has now reached all four corners of the world now.
This brand of ravioli was used in place of fake blood by someone who thought that they had the greatest metal band around and boasted that they want to open up for Cradle Of Filth,not happening.An online pic of some very gross smut has also surfaced along with this event.

So every time you open up a can of ravioli,remember its not to used as fake blood its food for thought.

Can also be found on 4-Chan

I got an invite on facebook to boycott a club Ive never been too by some moron who goes by the name of Jon Slaughter,and I swear the guy looks like he bathed in feces and ravioli.I call that "Slaughtered Ravioli"

by peasenoff smells January 17, 2013

laughterbater

1. One who makes one's self laugh, or a person who laughs at their own jokes.

2. A person who is turned-on by their own laughter.

If only Steve were as funny as he thinks he is; he's quite the laughterbater.

by pulledup June 19, 2010

Slaughter Bait

Something or usually someone who you can just dominate be it in a physical or mental manner.

Ronny: There was so much slaughter bait there last night.
Johnny: I know, I was cleaning house, came back with at least a truck full of bait

Rick: I totally slaughter baited those people back there
James: Ya who thought it would be so easy to drive through 8 red lights and not get slaughter baited ourselves

by J Dog12 March 25, 2009

like a lamb to slaughter

to o something not knowing something bad is going to happen

hey bub your going to wrestle like a lamb to slaughter

by i m not jeff September 28, 2017

slaughterhouse favre

A situation in which a man cums, announcing he is finished, but then resumes a short time later. This carries on for some time, until the man herniates a disc and discovers the victims vagina resembles the entrails of dead livestock.

Brett Favre performed the first documented slaughterhouse favre on national television in July 2008.

by CMac01 December 28, 2009

Slaughter Pops

What you get when you add vodka (or any alcohol) to an Otter Pop, usually less than half a shot is required.

Usually requires re-freezing and always tastes terrific.

I had 67 Slaughter Pops last night, I don't even remember 36 of them.

by His_Name_Is_Zabo June 28, 2008

Claughter

A compound of clap and laughter made to describe the reaction that social justice Advocates when they see a "comedian" they like. No laughter is actually involved and the person initiating the reaction is not really a comedian but rather a social justice Advocate giving a speech. Whenever the "comedian" makes a point the audience likes they clap and this is what we refer to as Claughter.

Replacing laughter with Applause

Trevor noah: orange man bad
Audience: *Applause
Me: wow Trevor's on fire today just listen to that uproarious Claughter

by num1shinfan December 15, 2018