flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

by DefNotRight January 17, 2018

flatland tourister

Someone visiting mountain or hilly regions and unable to maintain the speed limit uphill on winding roads. This is originally from the Li'l Abner comic strip of 60 years ago. A flatland tourister can often be found at the head of a long, slow line of cars heading uphill to a ski resort or other tourist attraction.

Why doesn't the CHP get after flatland touristers instead of me.

by builderbob58 October 4, 2018

Penis flytrap

Trap; One who lures people into sex, greeting you with unexpected genitals

Steve got lured by a penis flytrap last weekend

by TheBeetle April 5, 2017

Flayra

Programmer of top Half-Life Modification, Natural Selection

Flayra is busy working on NS Version 1.1

by Grendel February 8, 2003

flatlander

the term flatlander isn't specific to any state. It's a term that all mountain people use to describe tourist that don't have the skills/knowledge to recreate in the mountains

The search and rescue team spent all week trying to find the flatlanders that tried to bag the fourteener with half a liter of water and a candy bar.

Did you see the flatlander try and make it down the bumps? It was histerical.

by Paul S. W. September 12, 2006

Flatman [twat]

A being (male) of limited intelligence and ability, in any given field.

Captain Of the Titanice, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Gordon Brown, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

by Mr Shaw February 23, 2009

flatmate

1. A femail friend with small or non-existant mammaries
2. A person who lives in the same flat as you.

1.
What do you think of Emma?
She's flatmate
2.
I'm going for a beer with my flatmates.

by Fraser Steen October 20, 2006