Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

Flarp

A really wet, nasty queef from a girl who hasn't showered in a month or longer.

"I was having some fun time with my mud buddy, then when I went to leave I heard her let out a giant flarp."

by NOOPLEASEHELPMEPLEASE April 9, 2024

flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.

'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'

by flarptart101 June 13, 2019

Flarp

A person who is capable of creating a series of organized queefs in order to mimic speech.

Guy: Yo that chick is a Flarp

Flarp mimiking another guy: Yeah frfr

by 69 OF DA 420 June 14, 2023

Flarping

Taking a shower without the use of your cellular telephone.

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."

by HasbroInteractive December 24, 2021

Flarp

A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna

person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp

by vlotbotsquad November 25, 2018

Flarping

The sound your vagina makes when it's oversized.

Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.

by Nichaha February 25, 2021