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Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.
I had to go flarping myself.
by MCGPY August 22, 2016
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Flarp

A really wet, nasty queef from a girl who hasn't showered in a month or longer.
"I was having some fun time with my mud buddy, then when I went to leave I heard her let out a giant flarp."
by NOOPLEASEHELPMEPLEASE April 9, 2024
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flarp-tart

Someone who farts deliberately to annoy others.
'He was such a flarp-tart, he just wanted to annoy us !'
by flarptart101 June 13, 2019
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Flarp

A person who is capable of creating a series of organized queefs in order to mimic speech.
Guy: Yo that chick is a Flarp

Flarp mimiking another guy: Yeah frfr
by 69 OF DA 420 June 14, 2023
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Flarping

Tammy "Yo, is she flarping?"
Jenny "Yeah, what a weirdo."
by HasbroInteractive December 24, 2021
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Flarp

A very weird, loud noise that is in the fart family but at the same time totally different. Flarps are funny and can be used to describe a ballofna
person 1: *FLARP*
person 2: nice
person 1: well DUH its a flarp
by vlotbotsquad November 25, 2018
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Flarping

The sound your vagina makes when it's oversized.
Sally forgot to wear underwear with her skirt. Sally was flarping every step she took.
by Nichaha February 25, 2021
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