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Flandered

To be taken advantage of without realizing due to extreme kindness, to the point where when questioned, people are offended that one would even suggest such a thing. Word derived from "Ned Flanders" of the Simpsons who is "taken advantage of" by Homer Simpson due to his extreme kindness and love for fellow man.
To "borrow" something without the intent on giving it back any time soon. Then lying about the whereabouts of the "borrowed" item when questioned. "I lent him that video ages ago and now he's denying it. I've been flandered"
by Ten Bears September 30, 2012
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flawstered

The point of alcohol consumption to where you are no longer responsible for your own gestures or movements, and your body rides the waves of a deep drunk ocean.
OH diggidy doo da i be (flawstered) right now. Lets bounce shreeve before this boat blows.
by drewber scoober August 1, 2009
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flakered

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.
Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.
by DUDEDOIT! January 23, 2010
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Flattened My Flower

To take someones virginity. Similar to popping a cherry.
Yo, dude, Jessica totally flattened my flower last night!
by BeChampions January 20, 2019
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flattened taco

A flattened taco is a pizza.

But instead of saying pizza you try to say taco because tacos are clearly superior to pizzas.
Yo man, those pineapplea do not belong on flattened tacos
by Jaaaan101 April 7, 2019
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Flusteredless

The opposite of being flustered. What you say when a cute guy/girl asked if you are flustered and you are trying to play it cool.
"Im very flusteredless right now because a cute guy just talked to me"
by UnwaryFour001 August 27, 2020
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tittie flustered

The frustration, typically in men, when others are refering to their man boobs.
Woman: Nice Man Boobs!
Man: They're not boobs, they're pecs!
Woman: Dont get all Tittie Flustered, Bruce!
by W.C. Women May 9, 2017
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