flakered

a person who is fake and pretends everyone is there best friend. Usually they come off to nice and kind, and you never hear from them until they either need you or they feel lonely.

Ted : That person is such a flakered.
Chris : Yeah, yesterday she came to my house and I havent seen her in years.

by DUDEDOIT! January 23, 2010

Flaker

A person who bails out on a commitment at the last second.

Synonym-Zibby

Zibby is a flaker for bailing on the skit last minute.

by Thisdefinitonis100%trustworthy October 15, 2015

flakey peach

A flakey peach is that lovely person who cancels plans every time and really you can't be mad bc they are lovely but also they are flakier than pillsbury's mama's pusspuss

She's a flakey peach and I haven't seen her in a month

by Animalnoisesmysistersgonewild March 12, 2017

flakey dale

A slang terminology for inferior (shit) cocaine

No one likes flakey dale cocaine because it's shit

by GANJAHCLAUSE May 28, 2017

Flakey's mum

it's literally the mother of a fucking cereal box

hey do you know flakey's mum?

Yeah, she gave birth to flakey

by wagwan piffting set me ur bbm May 10, 2018

Flaker

Slang for a person who has proven to be unreliable in following through with plans (often for gatherings or public outings).

Bill is such a flaker, said he couldn't catch up me at the game even though he accepted.

by Magical Industry July 22, 2019

L.A. Flakers

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.

Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.

by cmeuse July 18, 2011