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flapkin

a.female version of a blumpkin.

b.eating a girl out while they poop.
i gave that bitch a flapkin and she peed in my mouth.
by iloveblumpkinsfromhobos December 21, 2010
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snow-flaking

To use even the lightest amount of snowfall as an excuse for skipping work/social events/commitments due to "adverse travel conditions".
Look, snow! Thats it dude, grab the weed and the sledge, im snow-flaking work tomorrow!
by Quarlmarx January 10, 2010
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Flarkin

A true statement made sarcastically so as to imply the statement's falseness. Used as a means of deception.
Tommy: I can't find my watch, did you take it Billy?

Billy (sarcastically): Yeah I, your best friend, stole your watch...along with all the money from your piggy bank and wallet..

Tommy: That's flarkin, Billy! You stole the watch and the money, didn't you!

Billy: Ah, you got me Tommy, here's the watch and the money I stole. Sorry.
by Adam Ollie G. December 8, 2009
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flaskinating

The phenomenon wherein alcohol increases the appeal of an already delightful object or activity.
Have you seen how clean Charles Manson keeps his cell?! Flaskinating!
by Smiling Larry April 17, 2017
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flickin the bean

She was flickin the bean in the bathroom before her shower
by Sailormike June 26, 2018
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flicking your tit

When you’re joking with somebody and you want to make it clear that you’re just joking around.

Similar to: I’m just joshing around.
Oh gee Gabby, I wasn’t serious about you eating my ass! I was just flicking your tit!
by nojh June 26, 2018
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Flanking

In a video game, flanking means when you are going behind an opponent, or when someone is coming behind you.
Watch out dude he is flanking us.

I'll go and flank them.
by FROMENXD December 19, 2018
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