Flaccidating

Causing your sexual arousal or physical attraction to dissipate (the sexual analogue to buzzkill or downer.) Literal meaning is "causing to become flaccid", but can also be used more generally to indicate loss of interest.

I was so turned on seeing that hot guy walk in, but his racist comments were totally flaccidating.

Yeah, she was sexy AF but her breath was majorly flaccidating.

by Dbee114 July 27, 2018

flacons

The little pink bars displayed on message board forums, representing negative reputation.

The result of being negbanged, or worse, negraped.

Different than red bars, which are called debbies

For more, see BF51

If I get any flacons, I am deleting the account.

by aleph null February 19, 2014

Flaccid house

Generic, boring house music which doesn't give you an instant erection.

- I hear that club has a good dj
- Meh, he only plays some lame flaccid house

by Supizky March 22, 2011

Flaccid Energy

Someone who displays weak or low confidence energy. They do not make power moves.

The guy at the bar waited until I left to tell my friend he thought I was cute instead of coming up to me. That’s some Flaccid energy

by BudayBrandi April 3, 2019

Flackie

A majestic weiner dog.

Flackie don't pee over there.

by Ah-le May 30, 2018

Flacibo

When an erection seems to be present but upon further investigation, the realization of a flacid penis presents itself.

After watching a cops marathon I thought it was time to jiggle the ole cream noodle, but realized my erection was just a flacido.

"Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"

"Actually neither its just a flacibo...."

by Chiefdoodie February 14, 2019

Jock Flackey

One who follows around another individual in order to please their every need for acceptance; hanging all over someone's jock strap or cock if you will

"Look at that Jock Flackey over there, could he be any closer to that guys nuts?"

by irishguy6984 November 7, 2009