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flab packing

Back packing with no shirt. Just your jelly rolls out.
Me and my Boy Scout bros are flab packing this weekend.
by Blahblahyourmom February 19, 2017
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flabbed out

got fat and overwieght by eating to much,and not taking any exersise.
no it wont fit you,your all flabbed out.
you cant travel economy class in airplanes because your flabbed out,
by zblun September 9, 2008
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flab tackle

When a person of intense weight tackles you using nothin but body fat
Yo watch out or she's going to flab tackle your ass
by Thedopeman February 1, 2016
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flab grab

A flab grab is where two people are having sex and the male screams, "Flab grab!" and grabs the woman's flab (fat roll). Typically, the woman is overweight and can't move on her own, thus creating the male to hump her across the room or where she needs to go.
Reece: "Man, last night I performed a flab grab on Coach Barker."
Freeman: "Wow, really?"
Me: *disappointment*
by iPeeBlocks October 28, 2014
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Flab wank

An action involving a larger woman and a man's genital regions.

A flab wank involves literal wanking off using two layers of fat around the penis.
" All that girl's good for is a flab wank"

" I wouldn't want a flab wank from her"
and...

" her datin add said skinny white female, you know what online dating is like though; thank god she could give a good old flab wank."
by Cap'n Higgins April 20, 2010
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Flab Jack

What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.
After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!
by Donkey Toboggan October 16, 2008
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flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"
mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!
by zachisaG August 26, 2013
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