This is when a guy is so fat that he has man boobs and they drive girls away usually used to determine if somebody is worthy of a girlfriend
Dude1: hey man I think Kyle could totally get a date for the prom
Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor
Dude2: no way man and u would see that when u compensated for his flab factor
by barnicle20 May 19, 2011
Get the flab factor mug.An activity defined by the desire to exercise and build a rippling set of abdominal muscles that ends instead with the sedentary consumption of junk food.
"Hey man, weren't you suppose to workout today?"
"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."
"Well, I was, but I got lazy and opted for a flab workout instead."
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When two really obese people are schmanging and their rolls of excess flab interlock in a greasy conglomeration.
I bet Beerman and Chaplar are in the process of having some serious Flab Kisses right now, I bet their sex is so gross.
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Get the flab cock mug.The opposite of vague booking, people write so much in their status that they run out of room... Or TMI constantly.
This would be flab-booking: Last night I went to out with my chicks, steph said I was hot but I totally think my ass has been too fat lately! Anyway I saw my man John again and he was tasty. we talked for awhile then took turns;) Then we left around 4 am and rode home in this nasty cab. It was just eww. When we got back to the house we decided th watch some flix before passing out, also did a little janky smoke and the movie was like " " after using.
by Crazy itch November 18, 2011
Get the Flab-booking mug.masturbating into the excess fat of an adjacent passenger on a long flight--this may happen while one is asleep (nocturnal emission) or awake
the dude gets off the plane and the person picking him at the airport says 'oh shit, how'd you get that stain on your shirt greg? you must've gotten flab fucked. that's not the way to get to the mile high club fuckwad.'
Greg had been asleep the whole time and hadn't noticed, plus it had dried up by the time he got off the plane.
Greg had been asleep the whole time and hadn't noticed, plus it had dried up by the time he got off the plane.
by 5150 - Seriously Tho March 26, 2008
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