Farhouse

Incorrect pronunciation of the word "Firehouse". Usually used by "Far Chiefs". Sometimes pronounced Farahouse.

Joe: Where are you going?
John: I'm going to the FarHouse
Joe: Oh, OK, I'll see you there.

by NJ_Douchebag November 30, 2011

firenose

Extremely Rare Dog Breed: The Firenose breed was named for their brilliant red noses.

Though they do not actually breathe fire. The Firenose breed is believed to be an ancestor to non-reptilian dragons.

My champion Firenose has won first prize at this years dog show!

by Firenose Breeder February 24, 2015

ferhouser

A ferhouser is a vagina that looks like a baked potato that has been rotting for close to 1800 years.

Sergio almost had sex with Kaylee until he saw her ferhouser.

by David Gavrishchuk May 11, 2016

firehole

the inflamation of the anus, which results in redness and itching and burning sensations

"I woke up with the urge to defaecate, only to be interrupted with the knowledge that I have Firehole. It was more painful than ramming a CD drive into your nose."

by joe_hole July 28, 2005

Indian Firehose

When you fuck a chick in the ass so hard her anus gapes, and then you proceed to take a shit in the gaping asshole, then when it closes, enema her, thus expelling all of your shit and any shit of hers out her butthole in a glorious explosion of brown. Named because of bad water quality in India.

I did the Indian Firehose with Tina last night, nao my apartment is covered with liquid poo.

by Ese Culo 8E December 14, 2010

ejaculate like a firehose

When a man has an unusual or unusable amount of semen from lack of sex.

Guy: Hi, I'm Mike.

Girl: I'm Lisa.

Guy: If I ever touched your body I would ejaculate like a firehose used to quell black protests in the 60s.

Girl: <MariaCareyVoice>Touch my body...</MariaCareyVoice>

by forumssuck May 9, 2008

sweaty firehose

getting a sweaty dick and spinning it around while having a orgasm

"Steve hit me in the face with his sweaty firehose, tasty!"

by love gravy November 3, 2008