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Transylvanian Firehose

A sexual maneuver in which a man lops off the head of his own penis and sprays one or more other individuals with the resulting blood spray.
Alan's in the ER after attempting a Transylvanian Firehose.
by Aohaku July 20, 2016
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Nigerian Firehose

The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.
Bro I got kicked out of the mall yesterday
Why
I hit em with the old Nigerian Firehose
by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023
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Won Ton Firehose

When a Chinese man inserts his penis into another man's anus and urinates intensely.
Last night after going to a gay bar Shun Lee came back to my apartment and gave me the best Won Ton Firehose of my life.
by Queen-of-queer August 30, 2013
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Firehose

When a guy grips his dick and whips it around like a fire hose, then pisses every where.
Dude, someone just firehosed the bathroom and there is piss on the ceiling.
by Temperz_ August 6, 2019
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Chocolate Firehose

When you diarrhea in a standup shower and its sprays against the wall.
Dude, he just unleashed a chocolate firehose in my shower. That jerk.
by jtronication October 23, 2009
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Firehose

When you tie your cock with string so tight it turns purple before you cum so it resembles a fire hose
The doctor had to amputate my cock after I tried the firehose
by Fingerblaster45 October 21, 2019
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firehose

A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.
Person 1: “Apparently Greg is a firehose.”
Person 2: “What? How does he jack off?”
by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024
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