The act of masturbating in a public area and swiftly pulling the fire alarm right at climax of said orgasm causing a scene that would shock everyone who was lucky enough to see it.
by GlockoSandstorm66 July 9, 2023
Get the Nigerian Firehosemug. Refers to the involuntary "geyser" of liquid/slurry that one produces when something funny/shocking is spoken in his presence while he's eating/drinking something, said utterance causes an "automatic" or "uncontrollable-on-short-notice" lung- expulsion from a laugh or cough, which in turn causes a forceful ejection of the mouth's contents which shoots out for several feet and disgustingly messes up anything (or anyONE) in its path.
A classic example of a "firehose" remark-reaction is when Jimmy Culp does an astonished "sploooot!" when he hears his name mentioned by Robert Stack on the Tonight Show immediately after taking a deep swig of beer.
by QuacksO February 21, 2019
Get the "firehose" remark-reactionmug. When a man has to pee very badly and in the process of pulling out his dick when he finally gets to the bathroom he begins to piss wildly before he has his grip or his stance ready.
"Whoa, is it raining out there?"
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
"I wish. I was just wrestling with the firehose after all that Gatorade I drank this morning...I don't have any extra pants."
by koreatown May 2, 2019
Get the Wrestling with the firehosemug. A derogatory slur used to refer to circumcised men. The term references the force and speed with which urine exits a circumcised penis.
by hyehyehyahyahya April 9, 2024
Get the firehosemug. Explosive, soupy diarrhea, the kind that shoots out of your butt with so much volume and intensity that you could probably put out a fire.
by Muhhhhgooooo September 24, 2022
Get the brown firehosemug. When a man is soooo drunk that he passes out naked on his back and eventually starts to piss, straight up in the air, spraying EVERYTHING in sight.
Guy: Bro, you wont believe it, this total slut took me home last night.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
Friend: Noice! Do tell.
Guy: Well, I blacked out and came to with her screaming that I had let the "Iowa City firehose" loose on her.
Friend: Ha! Dooshkabob.
by Dictocracker May 22, 2018
Get the Iowa City firehosemug. by Illanoize March 23, 2021
Get the Tijuana firehosemug.