Amazonian Firefighter

When a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out, lights the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his semen.
It was so hot when Rodney pulled out the Amazonian Firefighter on Jessica. (No Pun Intended)
by Jovial January 09, 2005
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Real Firefighter

A real firefighter is a person (man or woman) who fights fires because he/she wants to make a difference in his/her community and help people. A real volunteer firefighter doesn't go around flaunting their badge 24/7 and decking out their privately owned vehicle with flashing lights and air-raid sirens, and a real paid firefighter doesn't talk shit about "vollies", but works along with them side by side. A real firefighter is a professional, whether paid or not.
Johnny = Paid Firefighter
Susan = Paid Firefighter
Eddy = Volunteer Firefighter
Kathy = Volunteer Firefighter

Johnny thinks volunteer firefighters are under trained and over confident and he thinks they're good for nothing.

Susan doesn't care whether a firefighter is paid or not. She respects volunteers for their commitment because she's there to put the fire out, not have a pissing contest.

Eddy became a volunteer to help his community and that's what he does. He has a mini-lightbar on his private vehicle and has a uniform shirt to wear when he's on the engine. He drives safely to the scene and quickly mitigates the problem.

Kathy became a volunteer firefighter because she thought it would be fun. She has more lights on her car than a Christmas tree and Drives to the scene like a bat outta hell. She always wears part of, if not her entire uniform so EVERYONE will know she's part of a squad of "heroes" in her own words.

Susan and Eddy are Real Firefighters.

Kathy and Johnny are probably rookies.
by 43SmokeEater01 November 01, 2009
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Boston Firefighter

An act in which you shit on your partners chest, light it on fire, and give her a golden shower until the fire is out
Melvin: Dude I gave your mom the Boston Firefighter last night
by smokinggun64 August 31, 2007
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firefighter superhero

it happens when you're in da middle of climax, (u have 2b on the top, otherwise it can not happen "pendejos")then when u r about to cum, take out ur cock, grab a lighter and make a fire on her hairy pussy, then u spit ur baby yoghurt to stop the fire and ur girl has to say OH SHIT!! U´RE MY FUCKIN HERO!!!
yesterday i was feeling a lil bit useless, so i call my sexpartner and we did the firefighter superhero, man! she was so fuckin proud of me!!
by elen F July 12, 2008
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Exotic Firefighter

Is when you rip of your pubes and insert them in the girls mouth, after this, you light the pubes on fire, MAKE SURE the bitch screams, then you jizz on the pubes to extinguish the fire, once this is done, the girl will say "OH, HONEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" Then you say, "DAMN RIGHT BITCH"

Then you simply just fuck the shit out of her.
by Nick Kmiecik September 02, 2007
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Forum Firefighter

Someone who spends time in forums or on Facebook criticizing fire departments or fire service personnel and how they operate. If from a busier Dept, this person usually, if placed in the same situation as those he's criticizing, would have done the same exact thing. If from a slower Dept, this person probably hasn't ridden fire apparatus in years or at all. More frequently, this person is from a department that is relatively slow compared to the one he's criticizing. This person sometimes has a pile of certificates certifying him to perform duties that he could never do given the opportunity.
Michael says that Company "A" puts too many people in harms way. However, most company "A" personnel have reset their pagers for more fires than Michael has ever been to. Company "A" also has a great safety record. Michael probably works at radio shack and rides an ambulance more often than fire trucks, if at all. Michael is a nationally certified Forum Firefighter.
by ambulancedriver July 01, 2013
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fred the firefighter

A person whose generosity derives from Batman era comics.
He is such a Fred the firefighter he makes me want to be Robin.
by TTT 22 July 11, 2020
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