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Wildland Firefighter

The hottest most loyal firefighter men on earth. Willing to sacrifice anything to go and work their ass off to keep the wildlife and people safe. They are dedicated to their job with nothing getting in their way. When not on the job they are the best, most sexy men in the world and the most dedicated boyfriend/husband. They are the BEST men in bed. No one can top them. Once you have one, never let him go! They are keepers!
I wish I had a Wildland Firefighter!
I'm in love with a Wildland Firefighter.
by countrygirlfriend July 8, 2012
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fireninja

1) A highly skilled fire performer.

2) The arch-enemy of waterninja.
Ben drop kicked the firestaff and caught it behind his back while blindfolded -- he is such a fireninja.
by sickman November 7, 2003
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firedick

When your penis is on fire cause you done a girl with STD's
Man I have firedick! I should'nt have done her my dick is on fire!
by Josh Folden January 26, 2008
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Firedirt

The redish orange shit underneath the bonfire, yea that's firedirt.
The squirrel lit his nappy little tail up in the firedirt. We used the firedirt to light George's smart ass on fire. Our neighbor let his firedirt get out of hand and lit the woods up like a roman candle in a corn field.
by Forest Dreamer October 15, 2011
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Firebird

The best car out there. It will bet any ford, anyday of the year!!!
When your a girl that drives a 1984 Firebird, you get all the guys, trust me, I know!!
by Trisha October 24, 2003
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Amazonian Firefighter

When a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out, lights the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his semen.
It was so hot when Rodney pulled out the Amazonian Firefighter on Jessica. (No Pun Intended)
by Jovial January 9, 2005
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Real Firefighter

A real firefighter is a person (man or woman) who fights fires because he/she wants to make a difference in his/her community and help people. A real volunteer firefighter doesn't go around flaunting their badge 24/7 and decking out their privately owned vehicle with flashing lights and air-raid sirens, and a real paid firefighter doesn't talk shit about "vollies", but works along with them side by side. A real firefighter is a professional, whether paid or not.
Johnny = Paid Firefighter
Susan = Paid Firefighter
Eddy = Volunteer Firefighter
Kathy = Volunteer Firefighter

Johnny thinks volunteer firefighters are under trained and over confident and he thinks they're good for nothing.

Susan doesn't care whether a firefighter is paid or not. She respects volunteers for their commitment because she's there to put the fire out, not have a pissing contest.

Eddy became a volunteer to help his community and that's what he does. He has a mini-lightbar on his private vehicle and has a uniform shirt to wear when he's on the engine. He drives safely to the scene and quickly mitigates the problem.

Kathy became a volunteer firefighter because she thought it would be fun. She has more lights on her car than a Christmas tree and Drives to the scene like a bat outta hell. She always wears part of, if not her entire uniform so EVERYONE will know she's part of a squad of "heroes" in her own words.

Susan and Eddy are Real Firefighters.

Kathy and Johnny are probably rookies.
by 43SmokeEater01 November 1, 2009
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