Finding Nemo

Fill up your tub, throw your clownfish in there, strap goggles on your girl, then smash her head in the water and bang her in the ass until she catches the fish.

Last night I found Nemo'd my girl!

You better watch it babe or you'll be finding Nemo!

by Donnie Gleason January 13, 2011

Finding Narnia

Getting so intoxicated that you think you have found Narnia

Sam- "Dude, I found Narnia"
Joe- "Where man?"
Sam- "It's in this water bottle!"
Joe- "Alright man time to go to sleep, you're finding Narnia again."

by MaximusFratimus September 27, 2013

Finding Bigfoot

Finding Bigfoot is a show on the "Discovery" channel where a group of tinfoil hat clad neckbeards wander around in the dark wilderness festooned with cameras searching for something that isn't there.

They also yell at trees.

*twig snaps in the distance*
Neckbeard 1: "Did you hear that? IT MUST'VE BEEN A SQUATCH!"
Neckbeard 2: "HOLY SHITBALLS WE'RE FINDING BIGFOOT"

by The Burned Man 6240 January 10, 2015

Dakota Fanning Syndrome

The bodily ailment that causes a person to reflect a much younger age than their actual numbers of years shows.

Examples of DFS, "Michael Cera has got the worst case of Dakota Fanning Syndrome that I've ever seen.", "Hasn't Dakota Fanning been six for like, 10 years?"

by DGAFalot June 25, 2010

finding nemo

Sucking on a nice pair of breasts till your face caves in and you make the fish face...

Upon entering hooters, you will want to say i would like to give all these girls finding nemo's...

by Anthony Montalbano December 28, 2005

finding emo

A little fish named Emo runs away and tries to commit suicide. His father goes on several adventures to try to find Emo, so that child services won't arrest him, again. Emo ends up joining a whiny "rock" band, and gets rich from stupid losers who watch MTV.

a great movie starring Ellen DeGeneres

by Cindy June 28, 2004

nut fanning

the act of not doing jack shit

Jerry: "look at Phil over there, feet up on the desk, he's been nut fanning all day !"

Allan: "No doubt. And i've been journaling SMA the past 12 hours !"

by Margin Monkey #1 March 27, 2009