Feline servitude theory

The idea put forward only half in jest that God created the universe for cats and the real purpose of humans is to serve cats.

John believes in feline servitude theory.

by Deep blue 2012 February 27, 2010

fiiine

Looking better than usuall

You fiiine

by brothet December 21, 2014

Charlotte Faline

Charlotte is an absolutely beautiful girl. Usually wears a hoodie and sweatpants with her long beautiful brown hair down, and still looks like a goddess. Some boys only go for her because of her big butt. But shes such a good person and will make you laugh any day of the week, even if she's sad herself. She's super funny and sometimes kinda mean to her friends but it's ok that just her personality. When she likes someone it's usually for a long time. So if she falls for you. Your the luckiest man alive.

Person 1: "Hey who's that pretty girl? "

Person 2 "that's Charlotte Faline! She's super nice go talk to her"

by Charlotte's not a slut November 27, 2019

jewish filing system

The term given to the practise of accepting documents for storage (or further reference) when in fact they are just thrown into a pile that is discarded after a few weeks.
Usually the jewish filing system is put into use when documents are "too important" to immediately throw away but aren't important enough to sort for retrieval (as nobody ever asks for them)

The accounts department wants us to keep taxi receipts for possible later use? Sounds like a waste of time, I'll use the jewish filing system"

by squeaker4x August 16, 2010

Feline

Doing something in a savage manner

"Jake is a straight feline for calling Ms. Brown a bitch to her face"

by Enialbocaj April 7, 2017

filinigger

A Filipino Nigger that demonstrates stereotypical black actions or is of some African Descent.

Yo, that filinigger got some hot Air Jordans on!!

by Spectactular February 26, 2008

Feline Whipped

A household that is run by a pet. Specifically a cat.

When the cat wants to sit on the table, chair, couch, bed, sink, it gets to do that. When the owner comes home the cat whines until it's picked up, petted, or given a treat. There are blankets arranged on every flat surface so that the cat can lay down wherever it chooses. When a household member sits down on a couch or chair the cat immediately jumps up and sits on their lap. If, as a cat owner, any of the above are true then you are Feline Whipped.

by XSRocks July 19, 2014