fertleswiper

A very chubby penis, with lots of bulging veins.

"look at the Fertleswiper on that, it looks like a melted Mars bar"

by Keith Laird May 28, 2006

fertspit

The act of spitting in a cup and testing the saliva with Litmus paper to determine one's prime time to get knocked up.

also see fertspitter

My old lady fertspit purple so I'm going to hit it in the rear tonight, perhaps even hockey style.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

fertspitter

A woman who spits in a cup in the morning to determine her level of fertility.

also see fertspit

That megabeast up front is the only fertspitter I've ever known.

by michaelchaskey October 16, 2008

Fertile af

When you just mad horny and want to receive some intergalactic dome by the baddest dime of all.

Ayo you seen my Bio teacher ? She bad ash im feeling fertile af im trynna acquire some dome from her

by AdolfRizzler69 February 9, 2023

self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss May 17, 2011

Ferth

a break in the time space continuum where fourth melds with fifth, to create a hidious freak of placement, they also explode within a week for disturbing the natural order of things.

When someone travels through time to try and win a race they and exit a worm hole just as they fnish a race, they finish the race in ferth.

by Dharlas April 1, 2010

Fertility Pouch

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state

Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.

by Me.....and other people October 21, 2010