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feng shui

Used as a verb to describe the movement of an object or idea from one place to another, ostensibly to improve it, or its surroundings in some way.
I wasn't able to sleep until I feng shuied the couch onto its end.

Hey, feng shui me another beer, will 'ya?
by divine.deletia January 11, 2006
mugGet the feng shuimug.

feng shui

the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!
"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"
by Brian March 6, 2003
mugGet the feng shuimug.

sheng-feng

Wow fuck you Sheng-feng
by Poomcgee June 3, 2016
mugGet the sheng-fengmug.

feng schwasted

a surrounding harmonious atmosphere encouraging a state of intoxication
The girl in the kitchen with the pink skirt and holding a colorful bottle of vodka made Bob feel like getting feng schwasted.
by aliceflame July 29, 2011
mugGet the feng schwastedmug.

feng shui

~slang~
1.term used to describe the action of male ejaculation.
2. term used to describe a sexual act
~I just feng shui'd your mom!!
~You sick bastard you feng shui'd on my dog!!
~Im' gonna feng shui you in the mouth!!
by Devistating D January 27, 2005
mugGet the feng shuimug.

Feng shui

Man i’m feeling some major Feng shui right now.
by brokemon May 9, 2018
mugGet the Feng shuimug.

Feng Xi Ming

Known as the bodyguard of Zhou Sau Kaung.
I did my ancient Chinese research report on Feng Xi Ming
by Xi Ren June 10, 2008
mugGet the Feng Xi Mingmug.

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