Bean Fiddler

A woman who goes down(eats out) on another woman.
A lesbian.

When the straight man walked into a bar and realized there were only bean fiddlers hanging around he promptly left bitter about not being able to go home with anyone.

by Natalie G. May 18, 2006

Biddie fiddler

a person who prefers to hump old folk

tracy he`s old enough to be your grandad, your such a biddie fiddler....

by garrythegrey April 13, 2016

anus fiddler

one who fiddles with anuses, creating a musical toot.

Im an anus fiddler, may i fiddle with your anus?

by MacW October 24, 2003

kiddy fiddler

Child Rapist

by Benton March 23, 2003

shit fiddler

some who plays with shit

dude your a shit fiddler

by big gilreath October 30, 2007

scrodom fiddler

The way a shitkicking retard would spell "scrotum fiddler".

A shitkicking retard posted a definition of "scrodom fiddler"

by The Big G July 26, 2004

Fiddler on the Gooch

When a person strums the gooch with seemingly effortless harmony and skill.

Hey, AJ. You're such a Fiddler on the Gooch. I want to be like you when I grow up.

Danny, man...wow. You know my lower anatomy like a Fiddler on the Gooch.

Hey, do you guys know where a local Fiddler on the Gooch might be? I got an itch that only a Fiddler on the Gooch can scratch.

by Smralfy June 19, 2011