shat facts

Something that may or may not be true about Shattered; real or imaginary. Commonly used amongst the popular running and drinking club the Hash House Harriers.

Shat Facts!
Find the truth
A. Professionally tapes Quidditch Matches

B. Local Jester at the Renaissance Fair

A False Answer would make someone drink.
A True Answer would make someone drink.

by 8 Men In My Box LH3 June 15, 2016

cartoon farts

A description of flatulence so shocking and extreme that it winds up being entertaining.

Startling percussive booms and deafening trumpet tones defined his uniquely humorous signature cartoon farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019

Alternative facts

What you call a lie when you are so afraid of accepting the truth that you call blatant lies "facts". Also known as complete and utter bullshit.

Tom was not aware that there was not a child pedophile ring taking place in a non-existent basement, he was using alternative facts.

by Beardman01 January 22, 2017

facts

A term that originated in New York that is used to agree with something, someone, or a statement. It can also be used to point out something as being factual.

"Yo deadass nigga if anyone scuffs my timbs they finna get stomped on bruh."
"Yo that's facts my guy."
"FACTS B THAT'S ALL I SPEAK!"

by Fresh Timbs November 6, 2017

farts alarm

When you feel like you need to poop, but when you sit down, all you do is pass gas.

I really thought I needed to take a crap, but it was just a farts alarm.

by Shilo Van Buren March 31, 2014

fartsounds

The dulcet tones of a long-term marriage.

Early on in our relationship I would always hear his heartsounds, but now it’s round-the-clock fartsounds!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 5, 2020

leprechaun farts

Slang for something seemingly magical that eventually backfires.

The plan seemed like a sure fire moneymaker but revealed itself to consist only of leprechaun farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 12, 2021