fathead

a person who says dum things yet is still adorable for saying it

I know you missed me fathead

by Waaj October 7, 2011

fathawk

An overly optimistic Seattle Seahawk's fan, who incessantly "squawks" at the team's bad play.

My friend Dino was a real fathawk this past weekend, making fun of Koren Robinson's poor performance.

by BC October 28, 2003

fathead

n.,
1.) A large, mammalian creature usually referred to by the name of "Weber." Also known as "Webz0r," "big head," or "goober-melon."

2.)n. Slang
A stupid person

3.)n. (a) The blueback salmon of the North Pacific; -- called also nerka. See Blueback (b) . (b) The rosefish. (c) A large California labroid food fish (Trochocopus pulcher); -- called also fathead. (d) The red bass, red drum, or drumfish.

4.)n : a stupid fool syn: goof, jackass, goose, cuckoo, zany, ubergeek, webz0r-extremeo, teh ghey, H@x0r, CS-M@$t0r

Beware Weber's fathead. He may eat your children. Despite his fathead, we love him.

by WhoDunThis January 21, 2004

fathead

One who gets excessive HS's with a scout

OMG OMG its teh FATHEAD!!!

by spicynacho September 7, 2004

fathma

fathma: also known as random child, and lover of sour patch kid. if you come across this rare child stay calm and back away. She may spaz out and attack so stay still. give her the sour patch kids and no one will be hurt!

fathma

by rachelrulez319 April 29, 2009

Fathma

A motherly father. A man who gives birth to the baby, the seahorse of the human race.

Guy 1: "Dude, did you see that Frank gave birth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, he's been wanting to be a fathma for sometime now"
Guy 3: "Shit, that's what it means!"

by MisterE123 July 22, 2009

Fathead

Someone who's head has a unusually large circumference or bears a resemblance to John Madden.

Mark: Anna, move yo fathead lookin' ass, I can't see the board.
Anna: Shut up!

Mark: You look like John Madden... yo fathead lookin' ass!

by rawrthaas February 25, 2010