by bubbasjtoth January 26, 2014
Get the double fakie mug.When you’re drunk with your friends and enthusiastically make plans for some time in the future that you’ll never follow through with.
Drunk Bob: “Hell yea! I’m all down for the club next weekend! I need to get my groove on!”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”
Sober Bob next weekend: “Nah, man. I’m staying in tonight. I was just future faking”
by Marvellous MSquared August 6, 2021
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Get the 1080 Laderstall fakie claymore quadheadshot double throwing knife FTW mug.Any evangelical, particularly of the Baptist faith, who advocates hatred of those who do not subscribe to the strictures of his or her own particular faith. Bapto-fascists are well known for being advocates of neoconservative platforms and frequently extol the benefits of gay-bashing and ethnic cleansing. Of course all of this nonsense is committed in the name of God and Jesus Christ.
The Reverend Tom Cangelo is a prime example of a Bapto-fascist; he hates anybody who doesn't vote Republican and thinks wiping out Muslims is a bad idea.
by Blenderhead1971 August 15, 2008
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by ASALBARIO March 6, 2016
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Get the fascist cum bucket mug.A form of government that is a combination of Fascism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy. For example Fascinaziburaucraticism would be if you had six cows, the government took all of them, shot one. Milked three, poured one third of the milk down the drain, sold the other two thirds to you, and then shot you. It is mostly a playful joke, because examples of Facism, Naziism, and Bureaucracy are as follows:
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, milks them, and sells the milk to you.
Naziism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, and shoots you.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
Fascism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, milks them, and sells the milk to you.
Naziism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, and shoots you.
Bureaucracy: You have two cows. The government takes both of them, shoots one, milks the other, then pours the milk down the drain.
"Wow I am not voting for the Fascinaziburaucraticism party of America, It's all of the bad governments... combined!"
by Blackie-sheep December 11, 2008
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