Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

poo farticles

in referance to the nomber of shit particles in the air when farting on another persons pillow

I got pink eye becausse john ripped his poo farticles all over my pillow

by McKILLBABYS February 21, 2009

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

Farticle

(N) Any "article" of suspect origin, generally found on Forums like Fbook. These "articles" stink, in terms of writing ability, are likely false or partially false, and are often just a bunch of hot air.

I read an interesting farticle on fbook saying dogs cannot burp. You think it's true?

by TwistedNoggin June 14, 2023

Farticles

Noun - A minute portion of poo matter.
Released with ass gasses these small poo particles contaminate the atmosphere. Entraping these in someone’s pillow may result in Pink Eye.

Matt: *Farts*
Laura: “Stop releasing farticles!”

by Professor Penguin August 5, 2018

Farticles

Particles that are produced when a fart is realesed

Farticles smell very bad when realesed because the particles in them have carbon which is produced when food is eaten.

by Wizard 77 May 19, 2018

farticle

the particle of a fart

Some Guy: Man that farticle stinks.
Some Other Guy: Bro for real.

by loggss February 6, 2022