Farticles

Farticles is a better word for fart particles.

"Do you smell that?"
"Oh yes, I smell your farticles"

by Fargodaddy February 8, 2021

Fartcolepsy

1. Feigning sleep as an excuse when you accidentally fart

2. When you fall asleep and fart in front of your partner but it doesn’t count because you’re sleeping. Also, you can use this as an excuse and pretend that you’re sleeping when you fart in front of your partner. Only applicable to new relationships in the “early” stages.

Last night, I was laying down and farted in front of my new boyfriend so I immediately started to snore and he thought I fell asleep and had fartcolepsy! Sikeeee! Lol

by Asha89 January 14, 2023

Farticle

A Faux Article - content written or generated by AI and language models like ChatGPT.

That blog site is full of nothing but spam farticles.

by WonkoHonk November 7, 2023

fartcicle

a puff of expelled brown fart gas that freezes in mid air and forms gas cicles

Look at that fartcicle forming from that guys ass! Wow it's cold!

by srtabbles4 March 31, 2008

farticle

Small, usually airborne parts of a fart. derived from particles. we are talking molecular level

after a fart has been ripped, a farticle will become airborne and eventually settle on, for instance, the surface of the lungs.

by Cees van Cleef May 31, 2007

farticle

a piece of fart. the tiniest piece of gas escaping an anus.may be mistaken for a dingle-berry.

The fat girl left a farticle in my teeth.

by bubba brewha December 28, 2005

Farticle

Any object forcefully expelled from the anal orifice by a noxious expulsion of butt gas. Common examples include corn, bits of partially digested burrito, and, of course, any of a number of brands of anal lubricant applied in too thick a coating.

Amy always wore safety goggles after nearly losing an eye to an exploding farticle the morning after Homer's prison bachelor party.

by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004