Farticus

Friends who take the blame for a fart they clearly did not let out.

George was out with his girlfriend at a friends bar and was having a good a time until he farted loudly. Before he could take ownership, his friend proudly exclaimed, "It was I who let out that loud fart!" Bill was a true Farticus that day.

by FireZombie October 10, 2014

Farticle Accelerator

A object such as a fan that when stood in front of accelerates the dispersion of human gases

Dude..you shouldn't stand in front of that "Farticle Accelerator" after you pounded all those burritos at Taco Bell...That's just nasty

by wpgbrainscanner October 12, 2008

shard farming

Popular parlor game enjoyed by tweakers and crack heads alike.(sometimes known as carpet farming)Whereas said tweaker..(with or without a flashlight) obsessively searches for a renegade piece of dope that may or may not exist.

The last time we invited him over he was shard farming for about 3 hours.

by Maak4060 May 10, 2016

Gold Farming

The practice of making video game currency and then selling it to other players for real life money. Many of these players who engage in this are from countries such as China, South Korea, and Vietnam.

Gold farming sucks, no I don't want to buy your 1000 gold for $12.95.

by AFTiggerIntel February 8, 2009

Formicophilia

the fetish of having small insects crawl on your genitals. those who possess this condition have been known to enjoy ants crawling over their genitals and even entering the orifices until sexual arousal and climax is reached. Entomophillia is the wider term for those who find sexual pleasure with a range of various insects rather than ants alone.

to have formicophilia you must seriously fucked in the head

by mofo2575 October 30, 2008

Karma Farming

The act of saying or doing good for the explicit reason of increasing ones own karma.

Planting 'Karma Seeds'.

"Need to do some Karma Farming this afternoon, I'll go wish everyone has a good day on facebook"

"That guy is really Karma Farming with all the volunteer hours he's put into Food Bank"

by nigelh October 11, 2009

Formica Management

The management fault of appearing outwardly sophisticated, but underneath having the competence and substance of chipboard.

"They're a whacky company to deal with, but they've got Formica management"

Also used as "formica" to define similarly flimsy people, enterprises or governments.

ie "George Bush has a Formica administration"

by T I M April 26, 2007