Fappopotamus

Also known as the Fap King. The Fappopotamus typically resides in the Fap Cave. Leaving only to forage for food and water. The Fappopotamus lives only to Fap.

Justin, the Fappopotamus, can be heard fapping in the fap cave, all day long. Sometimes late at night when it is really quiet... you can hear the Fappopotamus... fapping... fap fap fap

by Dark Phantom December 12, 2012

Flappy clit

A phrase coined by a nabz when first asked what a clitoris was after claiming to have lost his virginity.

The flappy clit is a "flappy" hand movement that was clearly meant to imitate the labia of a woman which has now been turned into a dance move by DE scum.

Do the flappy clit

by TurbanInYouKungPowChicken February 3, 2017

Fappetite

N.

The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

fappus interruptus

Noun: A sex act in which a male starts fapping (masturbating) to internet porn only to be interrupted by his cunty wife coming back unexpectedly soon from the shopping mall. When this occurs, the male must quickly shut down the porn site, pull up his pants, and make it look like he was researching do-it-yourself home renovation projects on some girly home improvement website. Similar to coitus interruptus but refers to only male solo sex acts.

Robert: I was in the middle of jerking off to big titty porn when my stupid wife came back too early from the mall.

Dan: Haha! Fappus interruptus! Did you get caught?

Robert: Nah, I pulled up my pants and browsed to some gay Martha Stewart endorsed home improvement website.

by Cunty Joe September 24, 2016

fapping fuel

Any kind of material that is capable of helping one fap. It could be something as simple as the sight of a camel toe or as elaborate as the viewing of a hardcore porno. Every day, we see fapping fuel, and it is our duty to make sure that we put it in our wank bank for later use.

Keith: "So, I was looking at my girlfriend's magazines while I was taking a shit and I just couldn't stop myself from stroking my cock to the sexy cover of some model in her underwear. "
Kevin: "Well I guess that's what happens when you overload on that fapping fuel. Good thing you were in the bathroom when you saw it."

by thisplacesucksass March 28, 2015

Flappy Wet Bird

When a girl takes a piss and she doesn't wipe so her pussy is still wet. Then the guy fucks her like that:)

Nicole pulled a Flappy Wet Bird on Mike last night.....he said she was dripping everywhere

by NikkiAlice March 18, 2014

fappity fap fap

To masturbate extremely fast. This term can only be used with a male. Female term would be "schlickity schlick schlick."

Maurice, what is your favorite activity?

Why, of course, fappity fap fapping!

by Mikere November 22, 2013