Fappe

To masturbate in a Coffee Shop

"I went to StarBucks yesterday and had an amazing Fappe." "Don't you mean frappe?" "Nope."

by Sparkle MilkBags October 13, 2011

The Fappening

An event in which hackers leaked nude images of over 100 female celebrities. Every male gets a rock hard erection at the sight of one of the pictures that were leaked, particularly Jennifer Lawrence or Kate Upton.

"The fappening has occurred my friend"
"I sure as hell hope JLaw's tits can satisfy my penile needs"

by y0Sambo September 5, 2014

Fappernicking

Masturbating to black lives matter.

Hey La'Quan put your penis away!!!

Sorry bro, I was just Fappernicking to all of the social unrest.

by FreshCum November 3, 2016

Fappathy

To suffer from fappathy is to have such a low libido that not even masturbation seems appealing. It's an amalgamation of the word Fapp (To furiously masturbate) and Apathy (A lack of enthusiasm or concern)

Watching antiques roadshow plunges me into deep state of fappathy.

by TheFappmaster January 30, 2014

fappatite

Hunger for fapping (i.e. horniness)

It has been so long since I have been laid, my fappatite is through the roof!

by Hungry Hipposaur March 11, 2014

Fapetorium

A person's fapetorium is the location at which fapping takes place. It is typically a single area of space where habitual fapping takes place, but it could be any location at which someone has fapped or is fapping.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my fapetorium.

My fapetorium is decked out with secret compartments to hold lotion, tissues, etc.

Well, the party was nice until Alex decided to turn the place into a fapetorium.

by 011000110 July 11, 2016

frequent fapper miles

Frequent self pleasuring.

He's been racking up some frequent fapper miles since they broke up.

The walls are too thin. I hear my roommate racking up frequent fapper miles every night.

by mccaro June 4, 2012