fonkledonk

1. to utterly destroy. Rek.
2. to fuck (up).

alt spellings: fonkle donk, fonkle-donk, foncul donk, foncul donc

1. a. present tense. (after being challenged) I'm gonna fonkledonk you poser!

b. past tense (after blowing up an enemy base in a game) oh hell yah get fonkledonked!

2. a Have you seen Liina? I'm hoping to fonkledonk her this weekend and she'll come back every one after.
b. (after being bumped into a club) Hey m8 don't make me fonkledonk you!

by mentallyfunstable March 4, 2021

Fankle

Fat Ankles.

Randi, those Fankles are lookin’ thicccc babe 😍

by HeartMilker November 13, 2021

Finkled

The sexual act of a male getting finklematter on his penis via anal, then having it shot-vac'd off by a women.

Orign-Circa 1609, Finkle Troll of Southern Europe known for finkling males penis's in the late hours of the night, know for crazy suction head. Tails discribe the Troll being 4ft ,but with abnormally large anal cavity.

Owen- Bro my girl finkled me last night and honestly it felt amazing!
Nick- Last time I did it the shot-vac was too strong.

by FinkleTroll69 July 12, 2023

Fangledwarf

A small person who is very mischievous and cunning, such as a leprechaun or Rumplestiltskin.

Lincoln is quite a fangledwarf if I do say so myself, said Alex.

by ParonAaul0173 March 25, 2025

Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'

When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022