Faith Book

Facebook for Christians... with lisps.

Mom: Terrence, it's time for church!
Son: Lemme log off of my FAITH BOOK firtht.
Mom: FAITHBOOK?
Son: Excuth my lithp!

by bigbadmama October 14, 2011

Fabits

That moment when your starting a road trip at 2am and everyone is asleep but you are hungry so you open the bag of munchies and all you hear in the car is the sound of you eating ::Crunch Crunch Crunch:: the passenger turns around and you say "don't judge me, it is just 'Fat-Kid Habit" and he responds with "FABITS".

"I could really go for some pizza right now" "Dude we just ate 10 minutes ago, FABITS"

"My fabits are out of control I just bought a 12 pack from Taco Bell...for myself"

by Fat Kid Anonymous May 17, 2013

faith wipe

When you take a shit and don't wipe. You establish blind faith between yourself and your asshole that you won't leave shit stains on your underpants.

Yesterday me and the village boys took shits in the field and we all just faith wiped.

by MistaDillPickle June 2, 2018

faithanne

A very beautiful girl, who is strong, will always help people out with anything there struggling with, definitely a girl you need in your life, she knows what she wants and won’t let anyone tell her different.

Every girl should be Faithanne

by Camdencool1 May 23, 2019

Faith plus one

The greatest Christian rock band a front man Eric Cartman one night at the holy hole I'll get down on my knees. And start pleasing Jesus is holy salvation all over my face

Faith plus one the greatest band ever

by Kingofdick June 24, 2020

Christine Faith

A super intelligent and down-to-earth girl, who will make any person feel important. She is kind and caring to every person who talks to her, and inevitable make any guy she talks to in love with her. Unfortunately, in most cases Faiths are way too cool, popular, and beautiful for most guys and will likely already be taken. This creates an incredibly sad situation for any guy friend, because they will have to deal with the fact that all they will ever be able to do is love her from a distance. She is shy around adults and strangers, but can be the craziest person when you get to know her. Christine Faith will have many boys crushing on her in her whole life. She is supposedly popular with many friends.

"If you are friends with Christine Faith you can't find any other person better than her"

by Christine Faith June 10, 2021

In Vaginam Facit Hominem

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"

Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem

by BertoTheSinger January 30, 2023