Faking Depression

Someone Who Begs And Is Desperate For Attention. That They Resort To Faking Depression To Their Friends, And On Social Media

My Friend Web Just Posted That He Has Depression

Probably Faking It Like The Jobber He Is

OH yeah! I Forgot! That He Is Always Faking Depression! Haha!

by Hollywood Hooligah July 22, 2018

fakin it

knowingly being ridiculous.

person 1: i think diet coke is better then coke
person 2: no, you are definitely fakin it

by maxsal September 30, 2012

Fakenant

A large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn't - often seen on the London Underground

You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!

by Jubilee Line August 27, 2013

fazon

A song from Sopwith Camel.

If you go far enough into the future, FAZON will be the sound you hear.

Fa fa fa fa fa fazon.

by RotPS August 15, 2017

Fakenstein

A Fakenstein is a woman who has had way too many enhancement surgery and has more silicone than real body parts. I.E. butt implants, hip implants, breast implants, lip injections, Teeth veneers, colored contacts or eye color surgery, calf implants and cheek filler.

She looks good from far away, but the closer you are to her the more you can see she's a total Fakenstein.

by KingMultiGenre June 10, 2021

fakenaming

Referring to a person by a name they made up instead of their real birth name, especially when referring to them by this new name is meant to give legitimacy to the idea that the person is no longer who/what they actually are. For example, if a person is male but wants others to think of him as a female, he might change his name to Caitlyn, and demand to be called Caitlyn, demonizing anyone who calls him by his actual name. He wants you to fakename him. If you do not, he will say that you are "deadnaming" him, a term used to manipulate people into feeling guilty for being honest.

Bruce said "Hey, stop calling me Bruce! Call me Caitlyn, to show that you fully agree with the idea that I'm a woman. Do it or else you are not a good friend. Just accept me as being anything I claim to be!"
His honest friend said "But that would be fakenaming you, and it would make it seem like I agree that you are a woman. You are not a woman, so forcing me to call you by your fake name is forcing me to lie. Forcing me to lie is not something a good friend would do. Just accept me as being honest!"

by RealHonestDefinition July 18, 2023

pump-faking

When a person's actions give the illusion of doing one thing when their intent is another

when a person says I'll call you tonight, but knows that they wont, the other person assumes knowing that, that person lies, says they are probably pump-faking.

by Jeff James Jr January 22, 2009