Farticles

Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth.

Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus.
Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles!

by Calihoma July 20, 2009

Farticle

1. An article from any source which after having been read, makes the reader want to fart.

2. A fake article (no such thing)

3. A "Fart Tickle", usually induced by a small bit of watery shit or diaria. It leaves you with the unfresh fealing of not having wiped good enough (blame the parents for not teaching properly, and Taco Bell for contributing to more than their fair share...)

After reading a farticle, I had a farticle.

by Davo66 September 18, 2003

farticles

Particles of fecal matter that are expelled through the anus and suspended in surrounding air

That man just passed gas while my mouth was open and I think I tasted some farticles.

by rubysue419 September 26, 2014

Farticles

A very cold Fart that sounds like a Cow mooing and smells Minty

Your fart smells Minty it must me a FARTICLE. Farticles

by freedy5601eatcowsmoo October 9, 2009

farticle

Shit particles that pepper your underwear or significant other when expelling a particularly noxious fart.

Ted knew it was time to change the underwear after noting a serious farticle accumulation.

by mondo slade January 9, 2007

brain-farticle

very short term lapse of cognizant thinking

Chris: "...and then I went and got an ounce and then... uh... um... uh... SHIT"
Aimee: "dude that was a total brain-farticle"

by mee and her October 18, 2008

farticle

The microscopic particles of excrement one smells after someone, or some thing, flatulates.

When I cleaned out my nose with a cotton swab, there was a mass of farticles on it and it smelled like ass.

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