the lonely facebooker

Someone that usually puts up pics or status updates on facebook and never get as many likes or comments that they think they deserve. So the next best thing is to tag your friend in the comments (hoping that the friend will be forced to comment or at the very least, a friend of the "tagged" friend, might make a comment)

The lonely facebooker posts:

pic of big garbage bag

Hey (tagged friend) I just got this out of your car.....

by Fiddle de de May 9, 2014

Facestalker

A pastime involving the relentless stalking of individuals over the friend network site Facebook, This Usually involves repeated periods of masturbations over the victim’s photographs.

'I'm a Facestalker, I'll find you and cum over your pictures'

by The wiseman 22 June 21, 2009

Facebookery

The various drama, memes, and other complications arising from and concerning Facebook.

Such as: "It isn't official until it is on facebook" and how people invite everyone and their grandmother to the Adriana Lima appreciation group....just because they can.

Frank: Bill looks like a guy, but dating him isn't out of the question until he fills out his profile on Facebook.

Bill: What the hell man!? Chill with the Facebookery!

by Rationed July 25, 2008

facepalmer

a person who facepalms others

Bully/Jock/Nerd From Highschool: Hey! haven't seen you in years!

Facepalmer: we weren't friends in school, we're not going to be friends now *facepalm*

by last_name_left July 23, 2009

facebooker

a guy or girl that looks good on Facebook, but not in person.

"Went to meet this girl lastnight, she was such a facebooker."

"Ahh man that sucks, butterface?"

"Totally."

by Jewdus2013 February 5, 2010

facewalker

someone who eats shit hard and shows no effort to try and brace their fall with their hands and lands on their face there by executing the act of walking on their face, hence... a facewalker.

guy1: "yo man we were on the way back from the chow hall and chris facewalked so fuckin hard."

guy2: "yeah he always does shit like that... typical facewalker."

by sssssssssscottttttttttttt August 17, 2009

facebookerslag

trying to have a relationship with every male on thier facebook friends list

mary: what are you doin?
jane: chattin up a guy
mary: that same guy?
jane: no a different guy
Mary: Why, whats wrong wiv u, u must sum facebookerslag!!!
jane: i cant help it :P

by Xxhackreeem_razorxX January 7, 2010