Freudian Swype

Occurs when your SmartPhone taps into your unconscious and inserts words into your posts, texts, or emails that were not what you intended, but are usually much more interesting and often revealing.

New freshman facebook post on the first day of classes.

She makes a Freudian Swype when she uses her Droid to make the following Facebook post. "First day of caskets! Here we go!"

Freudian meaning: The student is afraid that she is going to die; that is, that she is not ready for college.

by Dr. Chrispy August 27, 2012

Freudian penis

When you say one thing, but mean your mother.

- He was wearing this apron that said kiss the cock, and -

- Kiss the cock? Was that a freudian penis?

by crabbadon January 25, 2010

Freudian text

1. Sending a text message to the subject of your text, instead of the intended recipient.

2. Texting someone what's on your mind, as opposed to what you meant to say.

1. Me (to Alice): "Hey John, isn't Alice is a real bitch?"
Alice: "...What the fuck?"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."

2. Me (to Alice): "Fuck you, lying whore."
Alice: "What?!?!"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."
Alice: "...Again?!"

by kanapanapan August 25, 2010

Freudian Autocompletion

When the autocompletion inadvertently changes a word in your text that, although incorrect, actually reveals what you're REALLY thinking

... I'm on my way - I can stop and pick up something. Would you like some beer, how many?

.. Could I have sEx today?

-- Freudian Autocompletion?

by ncacace April 8, 2015

freudian slip

When you accidentally say one thing but mean your mother, another, sorry about that.

Friend: Did you see what your mother, I mean brother, did to me last night?
Me: Hold on, Wait, was that a freudian slip?

by Nukeemhigh57 June 13, 2018

Freudian fall

An extreme version of the Freudian slip where the person says or does something that reveals their subconscious feelings so much that they will never be able to be themselves again. This error redefines them.

When Carson asked Asher if he was going into the school dance or if he was just going to hang outside. Asher replied that he'd only go if he could go into the "pants" with him. Asher said it loud enough that Barry heard. Barry posted it and Asher could never pick himself up from that Freudian fall.

by von groovy January 18, 2019

Freudian Swype

When using Swype on an Android phone to text and the wrong word pops up, unnoticed, changing the meaning of the text. (Usually in a funny or sexual way)

"Hey! Am I gettin laid 2nite?"

-"WHAT!?!?"

"Sorry, freudian swype. Am I gettin PAID 2nite?"

by Lucas Spynacus January 11, 2013